It's Been Almost a Month Since I Posted

And I feel sad.

Anyway, here's an update of my email folders, like you care:

Surveys- 140
Fun Forwards- 21
Maria-372 (!)
Miscellaneous- 5
Paranormal Newsletter- 9
UFO Newsletter- 50
Stacey- 14

I'll skip talking about my Christmas and just talk about New Year's. Short story is, Katherine, Maria, and I drank a bottle of vodka and tried to play ouija. The long story is Maria stole the vodka from her pantry. Katherine spilled coke on her shirt so she kept taking pictures of her boob and going "I SPILLED A STAIN!" It was funny. I think I got six hours of sleep that night. We watched The Amityville Horror (the old one) and it was actually really scary. The 70's were a weird time.

I've done ouija twice in the past month or so. The first time was with Miranda and Stacey, and apparently I'm a ho and I'm going to be a hooker this summer, ghosts feel sad that they can't poop, and Lana wants me and Stacey to kill Miranda. Also, I'm going to date Ryan Heise and marry Thomas Malinowski and Katherine and I are going to go out and Maria is going to marry someone called Faggotman. And in two years, Katherine is going to be resting underground. I am going to be a journalist, Miranda is going to be an actress, Maria is going to be a pornstar, Lindsay is going to be a sex-ed teacher, and Jonas is going to be a video game creator.

The second time was with Miranda and Maria. This session was pretty scary. Apparently Miranda can be possessed by Billy Muffy and I can be possessed by Lana. Both these spirits want to kill each other. We also found out that Lana was the queen of Jeredia, which is in Feracle, which is in Atlantis. Sweet. I found out that I am going to marry someone named Wyatt Bennet, of all the random things. I googled him right now. He is a systems engineer from Boston. Here's the rest of his info from the site:

7+ years in IT with a current focus engineering and implementing highly available web and database systems.

current certifications: 1) Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator (Windows 2000 and Windows 2003), 2) Exam 70–431: TS: Microsoft SQL Server 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance 3) F5 BIG IP Systems Engineer (F5SE)

strengths: IIS, SQL, F5 load balancing, Windows OS, VMWare, high-availabilty and BCP design, advanced networking/routing understanding with a focus on Internet accessible applications

Sounds like a keeper, this one. At least this guy has an education. Maria is going to marry someone named Rart Dart who lives in Superstore because he's poor. Side note: I had to make a profile on a site to see Wyatt's profile, and I'm pretty sure it's a matchmaking site. Oh well.

List of shows that are done now because of the strike: Chuck (I think), Reaper, Bones, Criminal Minds, Gossip Girl, Blood Ties. I am sad, except now I can watch the beginning of Reaper, Chuck, Gossip Girl, and Blood Ties becuase I came in in the middle of the season. Supernatural has a couple more eps I think, Stargate Atlantis season 5 starts January 20, and T:SCC has just started so I would guess they have some episodes made, otherwise what is the point of starting a new show?

More ouija stuff: We asked Lana to prove she was in the room and we asked her to blow out a candle but she said "ho [me] is in the way" and she couldn't blow it out even when I moved. Then she said she could tickle me behind the ear and she said she did but I didn't feel anything. What kind of random place is "behind your ear"? Weird.

Tomorrow I'm going to Saskatoon to go see Michael Buble with my sister. It is my nine month early birthday present.

Oh yeah, my dreams. I dreamed about zombies. This is the (I think) third set of zombie dreams I've had, but technically I've had nine zombie dreams total. This one was scary. Stacey, Danielle, Dad, and I were in the barn and we saw zombies walking into the yard and I was like, "we have to drive somewhere remote!" which is what it says in the Zombie Survival Guide (which I ALWAYS think about in my zombie dreams) so Stacey and I ran for the truck and I fumbled with the keys (just like in the movies) and for some reason Dad and Danielle didn't follow us so I was like, "We can't save them! We have to go!" We decided to drive to Misinipe (interestingly, the place I always thought I'd go if a zombie outbreak occurred) and after running over a few zombies I was like, "do you know where Misinipe is?" and she didn't know. I knew we had to go down that road that I believe goes to Wadena, and for some reason we ended up at Heidi's house, even though it's in the opposite direction, and zombies had killed her family so we quickly drove out of her driveway. That was the end of the first dream.

Then I dreamed that I was hiding from zombies in the barn loft and strangers kept climbing up and hiding with me. An air mattress was in there already (I think from a previous dream in which I hid from zombies in the loft) and I told everyone we had to stay quiet because if the zombies knew we were in there, they would never leave. These stupid people kept talking and all of a sudden one guy's like, "I'm sick of this!" and I don't think he believed they were zombies. He climbed down and was like, "Hey! I'm thirsty! Can I share your drinks?" and I was like, "You idiot! Zombies don't drink!" Weirdly, this is probably exactly how I would act in a zombie outbreak. Then everyone started climbing down and the zombies were grabbing them and one little girl was like, "I better start digging my grave" which was a little creepy. For some reason I climbed down and a zombie grabbed my leg and I tried to climb back up but the zombie wouldn't let go and I was scared out of my mind. Then in a separate dream, we were playing cards while hiding from the zombies and then I think people alerted zombies to our location and we started getting swarmed. My zombie dreams always end badly.

Anyway, I have to go to a grad meeting. Ciao!