Robin Is...

So I searched "Robin is" on Googlism.com and got some pretty....interesting results. Here they are, with comments:

robin is the one
And we are all living inside the Matrix!

robin is wonderful
Why yes, yes I am. Thank you!

robin is the future
I am the future. JOIN ME.

robin is a jedi
These aren't the droids you're looking for...

robin is left out? ;
Sad.

robin is available for adoption
Well, I'm not a minor anymore, but if anyone wants to take on my student loans, they are free to adopt me!

robin is a common spring flower
I'm actually a human, but it's a common mistake.

robin is bad boy again
Along with having a sex change, I've apparently become a caveman. "Robin is bad boy. Bad!"

robin is having fun
I actually am.

robin is officially over the hill
If leaving your childhood years behind is over the hill, then I guess?

robin is so fine
More compliments!

robin is batman's sidekick
Dammit. That was supposed to be a secret.

robin is doing good business
Crystal meth is very profitable.

robin is there
Yes. Right there. Look behind you. RIGHT THERE.

robin is dead
Then...who is writing this? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

robin is saying his prayers
I thought I was dead...?

robin is one of my closest friends in fandom
Yes, I am. And...who are you?

robin is back in the hospital
Back from death, apparently.

robin is still there
Seriously. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

robin is back after serving a prison term
That's right. They found my meth lab. Sad.

robin is a prolific composer
Between being a Jedi and making meth, I unwind by composing a few ditties on the piano.

robin is a progressive group project
I'm not too sure what this means.

robin is a law unto himself
Lol. Yup.

robin is flexible and will turn to whichever food is most readily accessible
This is...not entirely untrue.

robin is having fun june 2001
In June 2001 I was completing grade five. I wouldn't say it was fun, per se.

robin is very much the hunt down and capture the monsters substituting witches for vampires
No matter how hard I try, I cannot make sense of this sentence, but it sounds AWESOME.

robin is one of the finest works of art to emanate from david fryer's studios
They have a high opinion of me over at Google.

robin is an idiot
And...never mind.

robin is migratory
This is also true! I am migrating two provinces over. Is Google stalking me...?

robin is a welcome sign that spring is here or at least very near
This is true as well. If you see me, spring is near!

robin is an exception to the ordinary and so are his doors
I think this sentence should have stopped after "ordinary."

robin is just too familiar
Yes. Too familiar. To everyone. Who ever lived.

robin is not extinct
I thought I was dead though.

robin is now doing quite well
I guess not.

robin is batman's sidekick
Stop ruining my secret identity!

robin is on good terms with the queen and becomes accepted by the king
The queen enjoys my Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged impressions, but the king just can't seem to warm up to me. This is changing, however.

robin is a cartoon
Only when I enter the realm of the Pagemaster.

robin is yellow with a black tip and the throat streaked with black and white
Actually I'm wearing a purple shirt and jeans.

robin is billy\s personal goldsmith & is responsible for designing
I'm quite talented.

robin is really sir ruthven
That's right, people. I am really a 14th century English knight named Sir Ruthven. The secret's out.

robin is restricted to rainforests of the wet tropics region
I'm currently living on the dry prairies. Does this make me a rebel?

robin is equally at home on both the atlantic and pacific coasts
Pacific, maybe. I've never been to the Atlantic coast.

robin is captured
As has already been established, I'm in jail.

robin is also an experienced orchestral bassist
This is another way I unwind from my Jedi/meth making/sidekicking duties.

robin is a total sweetheart
Indeed!

robin is gay
Sorry girls, but I'm straight.

robin is not one of our most charming songsters
Hey, I resent that!

robin is a fully functional spinning wheel
And if you order now, we'll throw in a set of steak knives for only $12.99!

robin is an excellent tool to minimize the risk of combining several teams in one parlay while still capitalizing on higher payoffs offered by parlays
All I thought about when I read this was Pirates of the Caribbean. "Parlay? What's parlay?"

robin is found throughout north america
Yep, everywhere. I'm like Waldo.

robin is framed for murder
And that's why I went to jail! Guys, I didn't do it!

robin is a bird
I'm the rare bird/human/flower hybrid. Not found in nature.