I Have Crazy Dreams

I had three really weird dreams last night.

One, vampires were swarming my house and I was desperately trying to stay human until my mom came and bit me. Apparently she hasn't seen Buffy because she bit my eyeball instead of my neck and my eye was bleeding so much that it was glued shut with blood.

Two, Jonas and I were driving around in the truck, trying to stop an impending zombie apocalypse and we went to our farm and Mr. Digout was killing a swarm of zombies and I was like, "hey, Digout! Shotgun blast to the head!" and he's like, "I know!" and then the two Nicks from my English class climbed into the truck to help kill zombies and there was this awkward silence so I was like, "so...how about those zombies?" Then later we came back and Mr. Digout turned into a zombie and he was wearing a purple pope outfit and I think he was doing some kind of ritual.

Three, Grandma, Mom, Lindsay, and I were looking for a place to be protected from the zombies and we decided to hide in the barn loft because zombies couldn't climb stuff. Turns out they can. Anyway, I THINK Grandma had a shotgun and I was like, "shotgun blast to the head!" and she shot a zombie but it didn't do anything, and then I figured out that you had to kick them three times in the head, and then they died. Anyway, there were four entrances to the loft and we were each guarding one and killing zombies. In retrospect, the barn loft was a really good idea because they could only come up one at a time.

Here is where each aspect of my dreams came from:

Vampires- I've been reading Buffy quotes on wikiquote.

Zombies: From The Zombie Survival Guide, I guess. I haven't read it for awhile.

The four women fighting zombies- I think this is because Joss Whedon was all into girl power when he was writing for Buffy.

Mr. Digout- I have NO idea.

Mr. Digout as pope zombie- WAY too much Catholicism.

The two Nicks- no clue.

Anyway, that's all for now. Ciao!