Finochio: Pinocchio's illegitimate brother

I went to Saskatoon yesterday. We got in and went to McNally, where I
bought The Dresden Files 3 and 4. We then went to Lindsay's place where I
downloaded a crapload of music while she and Jonas and mom went grocery
shopping. When they got back we went to auntie Lauri's and played
Balderdash, which is the best game ever. You take turns reading out a word
and you have to make up a definition and then guess the right one. Here
were some words and defintions I made up:

Finochio: Pinocchio's illegitimate brother.
Carbi: Herbie's Corvette girlfriend
Stilbite: A move in chess in which two pawns move on either side of the
king. (In retrospect, this move wouldn't be beneficial to anybody, but I
hoped no one would notice)
Chewink: A type of fairy in the Unseelie court.
Horripilation: The process by which olives are stuffed.
Ushbati: An African coming of age ceremony.
Perwitsky: A lesser known Russian composer.

I have no clue where I get some of this stuff from. Like the olive thing, I
have no clue where that came from. My favourite was the word that I chose,
which was iswonk. I was reading out the definitions and Ian's was "A
greeting of the ancient Mayans" and I all of a sudden imagined all these
Mayans chanting "Iswooooonk" and I started laughing so hard I cried and I
couldn't stop. I did very badly, despite my creative definitions. I got
two points for guessing the right definition (once) and three points because
no one guessed iswonk. And then my progression stalled.

Then Ian dropped me and Lindsay off and they went I have no clue where, and
Lindsay had no sheets on her bed so I curled up on the couch with three very
small blankets. Her place is very cold and I was really uncomfortable. An
hour later Lindsay woke me up by banging on the door and then we went to
sleep. She took up like the whole bed and I was FREEZING. I was going to
go with her to class in the morning but we were both too tired so she
skipped class and we slept for another hour. Then mom came to pick us up
where we both went to the doctor (me for headaches and Lindsay for excessive
fatigue). I had to do all these neurological tests and he didn't think
anything was wrong with me but I had to go get a blood test, which was
pretty scary. My fingers went purple from the rubber thing she tied around
my arm, and then as soon as the needle went in my arm started bruising
around the puncture, and it really hurt, and it still hurts when I bend it.
It's like I have a heroin track, and it's pretty cool. I was scared I had
to pee in a cup but I didn't. Lindsay was called for her blood test after
me and I came back after her, so I'm not sure why mine took so long.

Then mom and I went to the mall where I got X-Files season 7, the last
season I'm going to get because it jumps the shark afterwards and Mulder is
only a recurring character. So, my collection is complete and the hole in
my heart is filled. We went to the used book store and got some Dean Koontz
books. I inexplicably started bleeding, and I didn't know how. Anyway, we
went to Starbucks to get coffee and so I could clean my finger. I got this
really good iced strawberries and cream coffee. We also stopped at Dafoe to
get some heavenly nachos.

Now I'm home, and I have to finish my theory but I don't want to. Bleh.

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