Tyler M. is a Gopher

Here was my day:

Bio: We did questions and stuff, it was boring. For some reason Tyler glared at the window and apparently it was scary, although I didn't see it. Tyler is so fun. I missed Malerie's stupidity. Our textbook is sooooooo funny. We're learning about soil, and Mrs. Halldorson was reading out of the book, and the first sentence was, "farmers often take a handful of soil and let it trickle through their fingers." Of course, we're all farmers there, and we're like, "what?" I have never seen that in my life, and I think I would know. Then the third sentence was, "they know that they hold their livelihood in their hands." It was soooooo funny. Heidi was like, "do you let soil trickle through your fingers?" I was like, "all the time." And then Tyler was like, "what?" and I was like, "do you let soil trickle through your fingers?" and he was like, "every DAY!" and I was like, "do you know that you hold your livelihood in your hands?" It was the funniest thing ever.

French: We did yet another bloodthirsty French story. In this one, a married couple are both having affairs, and the man plots to kill the woman, but in a big twist, the woman kills the man. There was one part where I felt stupid, and the woman was dancing with her dance instructor, who she's having an affair with, and he said, "you bad woman! You don't look at your feet while we dance!" and I THOUGHT she said, "you squeeze me!" and I started laughing but no one else was, and then Mr. Lamers was like, "um, he squeezes her." I felt stupid. Then at the end Mr. Lamers was listening to this beginning French tape, and a scarily perky woman was like, "You are about to go on a magical adventure: Learning French! You'll be able to make new friends! French friends! This is a story about Nicholas, a boy just about your age. That's a picture of him on the cover of the story! One day Nicholas wakes up to discover his cat, Princess, is missing! This story sounds pretty exciting, so let's start!" Throughout this whole intro, Nolan was just giggling. It was so funny. Then the story starts and Nicholas says, "Princess! Ou est tu?" and he sounds like an 80 year old man. Mr. Lamers was like, "Nicholas sounds a little old."

Creative Writing: we had to go in groups and make a character. I was with Janelle and JP, and our first character was a 21 year old man named Otis who dropped out of school, he has a pet rat and a mohawk, he is addicted to crack and he steals from the nursing home to finance his crack habit. Our second was a 32 year old woman named Brody who swims with sharks, has webbed toes, has a boyfriend who's a dwarf, also has a mohawk (both the mohawk suggestions came from JP) she plays guitar in a band, she was a contestant on Jeopardy, she was in the Marines, she has a pet iguana, her dad committed suicide and left her an inheritance, and she has a tattoo of Mickey Mouse.

Band: I had to run over to the bakery to get my sun dried tomato baguette before band started, but I ended up being a little late. I got weird looks when I walked into the school with my baguette. The really awesome thing about playing guitar is that you play the same thing over and over and you don't have to worry about having things in your mouth, so basically I ate half my baguette in jazz band. When we were doing scales I got about three notes out of eight. I think I faked it rather well though.

Math: Oh my lord, this was the best math class we've ever had. Bodnar was subbing. We were all so hyper. Tyler was throwing stuff at me, Heidi and I were calling him a gopher, we were being so loud and disruptive and Alexis (that goodie goodie) kept telling us to shut up but we just ignored her. We stole Lauren's stuff repeatedly. It was so much fun. I can't even convey with words how much fun it was. I'm just saying, in Heaven, that math class, minus the math, would be in there.

Spare: the volleyball and football people left, so, with the art people and the spare people, there were seven kids there, so basically we did nothing. Then Lauren and I flipped through Voyage vers l'ouest and it brought back memories. Like Lauren going, "quoiiiiiiiii" really weirdly, and that weird girl who picked flowers all the time, and the girl that looks like a man, and the boy that got a mosquito in his pants. There's one part in the story where their house is on fire and the mangirl is like, "our house!" and the boy is like, "my little geese!" and the stupid girl is like, "my pressed flowers!" I mean really, who cares about their PRESSED FLOWERS? Be honest here. Nobody.

Heidi came over today for a couple of hours and we made up a really cool song. Kerri didn't talk to me at all today, so maybe we're finally rid of her.

That is about it for today. Ciao!