Friday, March 17, 2006

Funny VJ Search Comments

These are all dissing Erik:

Erik, get a new job
God Erik when you introduced Theroy of a dead man on stage I actually felt sorry for you and I dont even like you. It was sad you looked so acward. You dont look like a vj or act like one i have no idea what the judges see in you but what ever it is i dont know because 95% of Canada wants you to get the boot.

Okay, so I tried to keep an open mind about you, Erik. But you are SO ARROGANT! Gosh you're annoying! I can honestly say that I haven't voted to keep anyone on the show yet or kick them off, but this next week, I'm going to vote to get your ass canned because if you're not gone next week, I will go crazy. I hate watching the show knowing you're on it. All you care about is yourself. Honestly, think of someone else for a change! GOSH!

This one's a gooder:

Erik,
I have a question: how many years did it take to perfect your image? Seriously, like how long did u have to develop ur personality cuz i want one just like yours. Could you send me an instruction manual on what steps a trekkie like myself would need to take to become like you (i heard you were once one as well... spock lives)... I want your hip surfer image. I want spiky hair. I want to say dude and shave my body hairless just like you. I want your vacant stare!!! Tell me how to develop these attributes! Please.... ps. this is a joke you fake little mimbo. Peace

eric, im going to say this in the positive way i can, but you are an idiotic jerk who listens to only your voice. you know you could be a cool kid if you werent such a self aborbed baby.

Man, you put MuchMusic to shame. Your music knowledge makes me cringe. My 16 year old sister has better musical knowledge than you. Atleast she pretends like she knows what she's talking about and dosent look like a fucktard doing it. Your interviewing skills are shitty. You suck at writting. Maybe I'm critical because I do radio and have to write all my own shit, but you suck. If you were at my station, I'd fire you.
And your hair looks like a rusty lawn mower cut it

DESPERATION IS A STINKY COLOGNE MY FRIEND..OH AND GET SOME BRACES U ASS LICKER

there is a super huge line between confident and cocky and u not only crossed it, but u keep going! what's wrong w u... dont u understand? PPL DONT LIKE U , UR AS FAKE AS UR PERFECTLY WAXED EYEBROWS (no compliment inteded...) just shut ur huge cow mouth.i hope u get voted out .. really ur either super cocky or have no self confidence... cause someone whose got potential doesnt need to be telling ppl how great they r... ppl see it in them... like Tim... hes awsome... and y do u have to take credit for other ppl's work? oh thats right cause ur a cheat and a scum bag... hope u lose cause u dont deserve the job.... ur a fake,a lying,cheating,self absorbed low life in denial... thats all u r and thats all u'll ever be...


just cause ppl rather see u dead doesn't mean they're jelous of u! u need to get over ur ugly self u fake little mofo (mother f*cker)!
hope u get kicked of the show!

Ok Erik,I have nothing against you, wait I do.You are THE ABSOLUET WORST! I CANT BELIEVE U!


Hey Erik,
I think ur so awesome!!Wait im lying
haha u really thought i was a fan?! i cant belive u think u have fans! those hoes at the bar were probobly drunk when they got there breasts signed by u! and PS ur a loooooooooserrrr! U may be hot but ive never seen a hot guy whos as much of an ass hole as u are! Well i hope u get booted off the show! bye byeez
Kim---- [[Tim Fan<33]]

Hi....YOUR A HUGE ASS!!!

Erik, a screwdriver couldn't pop your inflated head.
POSER!!! GAH, do you even know anything outside the mainstream? You're too undereducated for this job. Don't act like you know it all. See you in the loser loft, poser.
The first time i saw you was the last time i would enjoy seeing you. Your audition tape was awesome, if you had a paper bag over your head it would've been better but o well, it was hot. But literally that was the last time, you should really just do us a favor and JUMP OUT THE PENTHOUSE WINDOW! Now, that is a bit harsh and overdramatic but its what over half of Canada is probably wishing would happen, or eliminate you, i would never want you as a VJ and i agree with Casey-Joe, i would cancel my subscription to Much Music if you won!!! but that would be highly unlikely that you would win.

This is mine:
you're an asshole.you are so completely fake and everyone knows you're not about the music. i really hope the judges see the light and send you home next week because frankly you annoy me and whenever you open your mouth it makes my ears burn.

Enjoy. Ciao!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like reading those. made me laugh.

-nubs

Anonymous said...

Haha! You just saved me a load of time scrolling around that terrible-to-navigate muchmusic site.

Personal favorite:
"DESPERATION IS A STINKY COLOGNE MY FRIEND..OH AND GET SOME BRACES U ASS LICKER"

I love it!

Enjoy_Every_Sandwich said...

w00t! new commenter!
who's YOUR favorite vj? tim fricking got kicked off! GRRRR!!

Anonymous said...

why can't random people comment on my blog?

-Nubs

Enjoy_Every_Sandwich said...

you don't want a hostile stalker like i have heidi.