You number that thing...

Good times in science.
Okay, as always, here was my day:
Math: had a test. Found out later that I missed a whole page so I did that in info pro. It was an easy test actually. And when I did the page I missed I got to hang out with the grade eights.
Science: Mr. Zaluski asked Heidi a question and she was like "you number that...thing!" and he laughed at her and she's like "whatever, I got it right, I don't care." I laughed so hard at her.
Info pro: Had Mrs. Fehr or however the hell you spell her name. I finished some stupid sheet I was supposed to have finished a long time ago and FORGOT my cds which made me mad, but I went on purevolume and listened to some Hellogoodbye.
Band: We were playing American Pie and she's like "swing it!" and I was confluffled because it said "moderate rock beat" which is in no way swinging. It was kind of like when Mr. Zaluski said that French salad dressing was a colloid and it is so a suspension. What else...I dunno. I think that was it.
French: Frick, I don't even want to talk about it. After Mr. Lamers was done going all bipolar on me, we read more about our interesting French family. Anne was rescued by a mysterious cowboy and we were like "ooooh Anne WANTS him!" and then later some mounties came to ask about a bank robber and Nicole was like "It's the MYSTERIOUS COWBOY!" and like, I swear to God, maybe twenty minutes later Mr. Lamers said something about the cowboy being the robber and Heidi was like "WHAT? He's a robber?!" It was so funny. And Mr. Lamers was like "okay, so what plot twist do we have?" and we're all like "the cowboy is a murderer and he goes around axing people and takes out their eyes" and on and on and he just laughs and is like "glad you guys have grasped the plot so well!" It's still my opinion that the LeBlanc family is in Wicca.
English: we read a chapter of The Hobbit and then were supposed to be working on paragraphs but I was bored and sent Zayne a picture of a fat stick person and was like "Zayne is FAT!" and then he drew a weird picture and was like "Robin is queer!" and then Heidi drew a picture of Kerri and we were passing pictures back and forth. And when the bus bell rang me, Amanda, and Zayne were talking and for some reason we started talking about his bicep which was like an apple and he's like "you're just jealous Robin!" and I was like "yes...because I so want an apple on my arm like you Zayne!"
After school me and Amanda went to driver's. It was fun. There were like six people. Tamara is in the other English class and was showing us Dreamspeaker, which is the next book you have to read which I am not looking forward to reading because it's really disgusting.
Which reminds me (Dreamspeaker, not the disgusting stuff) I finished The Catcher in the Rye yesterday. I'm not sure how I feel about it...it has no plot and reading it is like reading my own blog, in that he talks about nothing for like ten pages and jumps from topic to topic. And he's SO HILARIOUS! Here is a (rather long) quote so Heidi you might want to stop reading here because I know you can't handle the length.
Actually I don't want to write it all so I'll pick choice parts. He's talking about a movie he saw.
"After the Christmas thing was over, the goddamn picture started. It was so putrid I couldn't take my eyes off it. It was about this English guy, Alec something that was in the war and loses his memory in the hospital and all. He comes out of the hospital carrying a cane and limping all over the place, all over London, not knowing who the hell he is. He's really a duke, but he doesn't know it. Then he meets this nice, homey, sincere girl getting on a bus. Her goddamn hat blows off and he catches it, and then they go upstairs and sit dowen and start talking about Charles Dickens. He's both their favorite author and all."
Okay, and then Alec's fiancee told him who he was and he was a blind mother or something, and the girl has a brother who's an alcoholic and stopped being a doctor because his nerves were shot for some reason. Here's another quote:
"I'd tell you the rest of the story but I might puke if I did. It isn't that I'd spoil it for you or anything. There isn't anything to spoil for Chrissake. Anyway, it ends up with Alec and the homey babe getting married, and the brother that's a drunkard gets his nerves back and operates on Alec's mother so she can see again, and then the drunken brother and old Marcia go for each other. It ends up with everybody at this long dinner table laughing their asses off because the great Dane comes in with a bunch of puppies. Everybody thought it was a male, or some goddamn thing. All I can say is, don't see it if you don't want to puke all over yourself."
Now I need another book to read. I think I've read everything good in our library. I really need a book for Christmas (hint hint)
OMG OMG OMG! I know why all the guys in the Twisted Transistor vid look like rappers! Cuz they are! I asked my genius on all things pop culture (Stacey) and she told me that. My life is complete. I can sleep at night. Ahhhh.... Except that one guy I said was Ice-T is actually Xzibit or however the hell you spell that.
I was sitting here listening to Chixdiggit and got this HUGE craving for My December by Linkin Park. It was really wonky.
Anyway, I must go. Ciao homies!