Homo Milk, and Motorcycle Rides

I'm in Carlyle, at my Auntie Joan and Uncle Gary's house. This afternoon for lunch I noticed a carton of milk that said "homo milk". Does that sound odd to anyone else? I almost started laughing right in the middle of the meal, but I don't think anyone else would have gotten the joke.
I went for a motorcycle ride with my cousin Clinton. We went to Manor and there was a truck parked right in the middle of the road! Clinton was like "this is Manor, where people park in the middle of the street!" and I'm like "are they allowed to do that?" and he's like "I think in Manor you can do anything."
I love motorcycles. If any guy is trying to win my heart (unlikely, but still) TAKE ME ON A MOTORCYCLE RIDE!
I'm thinking of starting a series. Since my Picard versus Kirk went so well, I want to do more debates. Please comment and send me ideas.
For now we will do Spiderman versus Batman.
Spiderman has the cooler movies, I will admit, but the stupidest leading lady. I hate Mary Jane. Like, what kind of freak would name their kid after marijuana? During the second movie I was just like "forget Mary Jane! She's stupid!" But did he listen? Noooooo! But Spiderman has cooler villains. In Spiderman 2, I absolutely loved Doc. Ock. It was so noble at the end...how he drowned to save the world from that wonky machine that he made. And Venom is so much more cooler than Spiderman.
But on the other hand...you have different fingers! Seriously though, Batman has the cooler gadgets. And he doesn't need superpowers to be cool. He has the totally pimped out ride. Wasn't Peter Parker trying to make money to buy a car when he wrestled? There's something to be said for a loaded superhero with a butler. But in the cartoons Batman's muscles looked square. That was a little distracting for me. He was kind of like a modern Pablo Picasso painting. But I HATE HATE HATE Batman's ears! I was talking about that to someone...I can't remember who it was! Something is telling me Katherine...or maybe Heidi. If anyone remembers who I was talking to about that, please tell me.
But still, what do you like better...a spider, or a cute, cuddly (albeit freaky looking) bat?
And Alfred is also awesome. Robin I only like because we share a name (and he has his own spinoff: Teen Titans, which rocks. The little green dude makes the show man)
But Spiderman actually knows where his underwear belongs, which is always a plus. I like my men with their underwear on the inside. But maybe that's just me.
Let me know what YOU think (but don't get me wrong...my opinion is the only one that matters)
My cousin Kayden is a little over a year old, and we were talking about how when he tries to talk, he has the right intonation and everything, and it sounds like he should be saying something, but it doesn't make sense. Sounds kind of like a politician.
Hope you enjoyed today's post. Ciao!
SONGS TO DOWNLOAD:
Nobody's Home- Avril Lavigne (the only female singer I actually like)
Fade to Black- Metallica