This is for figuring out who will die in a movie (there are always exceptions)
Main characters don't die
Dogs don't die
Children don't die
Young mothers don't die
Women usually don't die
Fat people die
Ethnic people die
People who panic die
Liabilities (injured people, stupid people) die
NPC (non player characters) die
If the scene in which someone is close to death goes on too long (example, they are underwater looking for a door or something) then they usually won't die
Servile people (example: cooks) die
With this guide, you can predict who will die with 75 percent accuracy.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
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1 comment:
another one you missed.
comic relief characters don't die.
true. Deep Blue Sea, the cook didn't die. and he was the comic relief. even if all of the other characters die, it doesn't matter, if only the comic r. lives. YAY
-h
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