Waitressing

Apparently there are people who really really like waitressing. I don't know why you would like being a servant, but whatever. It really makes me want to get a good education so I don't have to do that for the rest of my life! Even if I start a band and become a rock star, I'm going to major in journalism or English or something just because I'd be terrified to go back to waitressing.
I had a bunch of waitress nightmares. One that my boss was over for dinner and I burped really loud. Another was that the whole grade 10 and 11 class came in to eat, and they were really really far away and up some stairs. So I didn't have enough menus, and I just dumped them on the table and was like "divide them up yourself" and then I came back and was like "can I get you anything to drink?" and Korby was like "yeah, I'll have some perogies.." and I was like "to DRINK!" and then some other guy started ordering so I was just going to get their food, and then for some reason they left, and Jesse and I were picking up any jewelry they dropped, and our principal (not Garth, some random guy) was watching for people stealing jewelry and he was coming so Jesse was like "run!" and I couldn't because I was in a parka and ski pants and it was 30 degrees outside. So I just hid behind a shed by the elementary school and then Jesse was just running around randomly and I saw the principal and was like "Jesse! He's right there!" but Jesse came right up to me and was like "what?" and then we got caught and yelled at by the principal. I had some more, but can't really remember.
So yeah, that's all for now.