I have a story to tell. A suspense filled story, and one with a happy ending.
Today my dad came home from Yorkton and put a huge pile of mail on the table. I spied a magazine and got all excited because I was expecting Spin anytime soon. So I dug through the pile for it, heart pumping and palms clammy.
It was not Spin. It was, in fact, a gardening magazine.
So, not losing hope, I dug through the pile, again uncovering a magazine.
Which was, in fact, another gardening magazine.
Heart sinking to the vicinity of my appendix, I was losing hope. I decided to look through and see if I had any letters, and planning to phone the magazine people and leave an angry message. But lo and behold...
I FOUND SPIN!! W00t! My first issue!
It had The Strokes on it, which sucked, but still, it was SPIN!
It's an awesome magazine.
Chuck Norris joke of the day: Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Okay, my day today:
History: We corrected some stuff. Mr. Farrell got off topic rather badly. We started talking about the Witch Hunts, which led to Communism and Harry Potter. Heidi always thinks Mr. Farrell is standing right behind her, so I went to my locker to get something and when I came back I stood right behind her until she noticed. It was fun. She got scared.
Accounting: SO BORING! Nothing to say here.
Info Pro: Watched two slideshow presentations.
Math: Boring as well.
English: Are still reading Julius Caesar. I got to be Marc Antony today! Tomorrow we are reading the "speech" Act, which is, obviously, a bunch of speeches. I'm hoping to be Marc Antony again.
Tomorrow the VJ Search is on at 8 tomorrow and I HAVE TO WATCH IT. Stupid Stacey told me who got kicked off (Frank) so that is two weeks in a row the show has been ruined for me.
Grrrr. I have to watch the VJ Search on Mondays because otherwise I'm in perpetual fear of finding out who gets kicked off.
Three of my nails are broken and it depresses me. I don't know how Heidi (Nubby) gets through day to day life, because having no nails makes everything difficult. I tried to put on a necklace today, and I could hardly get the clasp open! ARGH! I want my nails back!! Craig has super long nails. Partly because he uses them as picks. But its scary when he points out stuff. I get a strange urge to scream whenever I see his nails.
I am reading Pride and Prejudice right now, as part of my campaign to broaden my horizons.
I'm also trying to learn one new word a day. I also have to use it in conversation. My word today is naphtha: a distillation product from coal tar or petroleum: used as a solvent in petrol.
I shall have fun using that in conversation.
Anyway, I gotta go. See ya laterz homies!
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I like the new layout...
Pussycat Dolls are ultimately useless but do have some catchy tunes (in their defense).
Who be this?
One of the worst insults my brother ever said to me was in a conversation that went like this. I was listening to Korn in the car cd player and Jonas was complaining so I took it out and Stickwitu was playing.
Me: You can listen to the Pussycat Dolls then. (this would be a grave punishment to any normal person)
Jonas: They're better to listen to than Korn.
YES! THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! He actually said The PCD were BETTER THAN KORN!
That's practically blasphemy.
Practically.
...but i would actually agree.
who are you blasphemous child?
i sound like katherine.
is anonymous you stalker? im like, so jealous. I wish Tim was my stalker...haha...thats sounds weird, eh?
-nubby
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