The original purpose of eyebrows is to stop moisture from running into your eyes. In modern times, we have umbrellas. So they serve no purpose. And my hair blocks them anyway, so maybe I should shave them off! Look at Mona Lisa! I could shave my eyebrows, and maybe I could be hailed by critics everywhere, loved by all, and hung in the Louvre.
My door defies the laws of physics. When my window is open and the air is blowing, it blows in...but also out! Should that be able to happen? Wind only comes from one direction. It shouldn't be able to blow my door in two! Interesting...maybe my room is right by a vortex, so strange things happen. Strange things have already happened...it smells funny when Jessica enters, and strange notes end up on my pillow when Katherine comes. Coincidence?
Anyway, I gotta go get my picture taken for a photo ID to cross the border for my camp this summer. Ciao!
Anyway, I'm back. The home ec. lab is being used for a pancake breakfast, so we're in the library. I just thought of a funny story. I was wearing my I Love Geeks wristband, and a guy in my class is like "You love Greeks?" and I wasn't sure whether he was joking or not, so I'm like "um...yeah" Little dyslexia there?
So anyway, my campaign to get abs is going good. I'm doing twenty crunches a day: ten in the morning and ten in the evening. The ten this morning almost killed me. I'm glad to be alive. I hope you guys are all rooting for me!!!
Bryce just turned and goggled at my hands.
So anyway, I thought I had more to say, but it turns out I don't. Too bad. I bet you all are so disappointed. Gotta go, ciao!!
SONGS TO DOWNLOAD
If U C Jordan- Something Corporate
Changes- Butterfly Boucher (sp?)
Hair- The Cowsills
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