My Dream

Okay, you guys. I need to stop reading this book. I'm dreaming about it.

I dreamed that apparently I lived in One Tree Hill, and everyone had been bodysnatched except for me. They were waiting for the right time to put an alien in my head. Except Haley was a good alien and she was trying to help me. She acted kind of like Ruby from Supernatural, actually. There was someone else in the town who wasn't bodysnatched, except they left town and told some people about the aliens and they WERE aliens so they kidnapped her and made her into an alien. I was planning my escape and I had to just keep pretending that everything was normal, even though my whole family were aliens.

Then apparently I had a plan that was put into motion before I entered the dream so my dream self knew about it but I didn't. I don't know, it's hard to explain. But anyway, there was like, an alien headquarters in my barn and I blew it up. As soon as it started exploding, I was like "PWNED, BITCHES!" and I started running away. Then I imagined I had a bike, and I was biking down the road toward Tuffnell. The Lone Gunmen were there and they were chasing me but they were on foot so they couldn't catch me. Langly was going to go around the side and do a pincer movement but that didn't work out, and then Frohike was like, "Get your indexes!" which were like really fast Back to the Future-esque hoverboards, and then they caught me. I was escorted back by the Lone Gunmen and I was all defiant and dignified. It was awesome. But I assume I got turned into an alien later, but all I remember after that is sitting with a bunch of other aliens and humans waiting to get turned into aliens, and then I woke up.