my readers need some background info:
On The X-Files, rebel aliens come to earth to kill the alien/human hybrids,
and their main weapon is this thing that looks like a flashlight but it
makes people combust.
Anyway.
I dreamed that I had to write an IP test (I don't remember much about what
was on the test, except I think I had to average a bunch of my marks.
Oddly, a lot of them were in the 30 area. I also think there was a question
about Jesus, but I can't quite remember.) I came into the test late so I
had to stay into the next period, which was with the grade 12's. All of a
sudden, Ms turned into a zombie or something and started torching grade 12's
with her flashlight thing (which, in some cases, may not be that bad of an
idea). I didn't want to get burned (obviously) so I started to take the
screen off the window so I could get out without anyone noticing (although
the window was approximately the size of one half of a bus window, so it was
a tight squeeze) but Ms was like, "What are you doing?" and I'm like, "um,
trying to escape the flames, duh," and she's like, "you're not leaving until
you're done your test!" and I continued my test but then jumped out the
window. Then, somehow, I was back and writing the test with a bunch of my
classmates. Kerri started trying to point at something, except her hand was
in a fist, and it was right over my test and I was getting really annoyed
because I wanted to finish. So I kept hitting her hand out of the way but
it kept coming back, and she's like, "Robin, look!" and I looked and there
was a silver pen. I was like, "whatever," and went back to my test, but her
hand was still there, and I'm like, "that's not it!" [the torch thinger] and
she's like, "Robin, look!" and she was getting more and more agitated.
Evidently she's as dumb in my dreams as she is in real life. I think there
was a sub-dream where I THINK Jessica and possible Karl and I went into my
old house and it was haunted and we heard a crash so we ran away.
Got my license. Don't want to speak of it in detail, I'm trying to forget
the nightmare that was my driver's test, but it's over now. I drove into
school on Thursday without incident (except some people were burning out and
there was so much smoke I couldn't see and I ran a yield sign because I
couldn't see at all). I drove in on Friday for my exam, and the fan belt
broke. I turned off into Foam Lake and the steering was SO HARD that I went
into the left lane because I couldn't turn tight so I was staying in the
right lane. Luckily, Uncle Willy was at Baba's and he took care of it for
me. Saturday I was driving the Focus home and mom was sleeping and all of a
sudden she starts screaming "ROBIN, THEIR BRAKE LIGHTS ARE ON! SLOW DOWN!"
and she starts pounding on the dashboard and the car in front was like A
KILOMETRE AWAY. She was half asleep.
I just did some calculations and I have 43 X-Files credits.
I was re-reading old blog posts, and I read the story of me eating a moldy
bagel. I remember doing that, but I thought I ate just half of a half (a
quarter). It turned out I ate the whole bottom and half of the top. That
is A LOT of mold to consume, and I'm worried that there will be long term
effects.
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