Mmmm...Aaron

This is the Aaron post, as promised to Stacey.
Man, he's so hot. It's a little pedophilish that me and Stacey have huge crushes on him, but that's okay. It's not really a real crush (at least for me) like, "I love him so much, I wish he would notice me!" it's more like, it's always fun to have a crush to mouthwash, and make dirty comments about. Today we were talking about him and Kerri was like, "who's Aaron?" and Stacey is making up all this stuff like, "he's this guy I email, and Robin talks to him too," and I'm like, "yeah, but he's never on. He's so hot though!" Kerri was like, "oh, I see." Yesterday after he was bobbing for apples he was so wet and it was very hot. Sometimes we say all these weird things about him and I feel vaguely dirty (like the "I bet you want to eat his apple" thing) Everytime I'm with Stacey and we see him, we look at each other and have this little psychic connection. Sometimes Stacey will randomly go, "Aaron..." and I'll be like, "mmm...Aaron." His name isn't really Aaron, but that doesn't really matter.

Okay, now, on to other things.
Bio: This was a really fun class. We were doing the biome thingies. A lot of the funny stories involve Florian. First, he was talking about pine trees and was like, "and they have these little sticks," and Mrs. Halldorson was like, "um...needles?" Then he had this weird electronic thingie that he could play games and put pictures on, and he passed it around and Mrs. Halldorson pressed a button and was like, "what did I do?" and then Kerri messed it up, and I was like, "Florian's too technologically advanced for us hicks!" Then Mrs. Halldorson asked what he got Julianna for her birthday, and he's like, "nothing, I'm going to her sister's wedding, she says that's enough." And Mrs. Halldorson was like, "did you bring a suit?" and he's like, "not a whole suit," and she's like, "um...which half did you bring?" and he's like, "shirt and a tie." I know I was not the only one wondering if he was planning on wearing pants. Then Nolan was doing his presentation and talking about a plant and Mrs. Halldorson was like, "does it give a rash on the inside of the animal's mouth?" or something like that, and Tyler asked how she knew that, and Mrs. Halldorson said that she was famous for eating the local vegetation when she goes on vacation (she was joking). Then Malerie was like, "but wouldn't it be poisonous?" Then Nolan told us about the lungfish, which burrows in the ground and is capable of walking a little on land to find another pond, and Heidi was like, "it can walk five miles!" and Malerie's like, "I don't even know how far five miles is!" She is the most gullible person I have ever met. Then Mrs. Halldorson was like, "Malerie, what happened to your brain power? I used to think you were smart!" It was sooooooooo funny!

French: We had a midterm (easyish) and then free time, so we were all chatting. I asked Andra for her tootsie roll (not as dirty as it sounds) and Andra was like, "I don't like chocolate," and Nolan's like, "just chocolate milk, and that's it?" and Andra's like, "pretty much." Then I was like, "what foods do you like?" and she's like, "I like meat...except for sausages and hot dogs. And smokies. And most burgers." and Nolan and I were laughing and she's like, "I like McDonald's!" and Nolan was like, "I don't think that counts as food." Nolan is quiet most of the time, but when he comes up with a witticism, it's a gooder.

CW: Working on our play, I don't really like the way ours is shaping up. Kaleigh and I are planning to have like, a music war, where I have Michael Buble and she has screamo, and we keep turning up our respective stereos, and I was like, "maybe I can go over and unplug yours or something," and she was like, "maybe you should turn yours off first, do you really want people to know you listen to that?" Which was a really bitchy thing to say. I really don't like the way ours is shaping up, it's basically Kaleigh insulting me a lot. And she wants to have like, pot and cigarettes and beer and the finger and stuff in our play, and I think I'm classier than that. What I really wanted to do was have a murder mystery. I'm sure not having as bad a time as Tyler and Zayne, who were forced to have Kerri in their group.

Math: I broke 80 for the second time in two years, YAY! Mr. Farrell had a scary little meltdown when his computer messed up. Heidi and I were laughing really hard at something, but I can't really remember.

Spare: Went to the lib, worked on math, then Zayne and I bitched about Kerri and Miss Menzie. It was very therapeutic.

I'm going to go. Ciao!