End of the School Week

Here was my day:

Bio: We had to make an observation and then make a hypothesis. Andra's observation was "there are four seasons in Saskatchewan." Her hypothesis then was, "if the world continues to spin on a normal axis, we should continue to have four seasons in Saskatchewan." Alexis's observation was, "we have lots of new students at FLCS." Her hypothesis was, "if I don't know who the students are, then they are new." It was funnish.

French: we studied. Again.

Creative Writing: worked on folders. She's given us a whole other week to finish them. I'm beginning to think maybe I was expected to do something really elaborate, instead of just writing on it. I mean, the Stupid Squad (Trezlie, Stacey, Farrah, Janelle) have gone all out with photos, construction paper, sparkles, the whole nine yards. I coloured a bit and wrote on it a lot. We also have to do a semester long independent project. I'm writing a short story, and I want to do one involving utilitarian bioethics, but I'm not sure how to incorporate that into my story. I was also thinking a zombie story in which the lead character kills herself, but that may be too childish and/or geeky. So I'm not really that sure. When Miss Graas was taking role call, she gave me a weird look when I said "here." Like, "Ah yes. The one who writes stupid stories." Yeesh, I read out a stupid story about Axel the snot green alien fighting firefighter, and I get branded for LIFE?

Lunch: Heidi and I went to the bakery and were joined by Jonas, Ryan, and Damien. There was a really funny story involving bread, but everyone I've told it to just looked at me like I had sprouted a second head, so I'm not going to relay it here. Heidi knows what I'm talking about though. Heidi was also trying to think of a code name for her for when she's working on the newspaper, and wanted to make her name into an acronym that stood for "Hot Eggplants In Dirty Icecubes." I was...let me think here...I only remember the O stood for obese (thanks Heidi) It was a really fun lunch outing.

Spare: Two funny things overheard. The first was Tyson B. going, "I wish I was a woman. I would totally sell my body. Can you imagine getting paid for doing something I LOVE?" He's such a wanker. The second was Korby going, "Mr. Lamers, can I go put pads in my pants?" There was silence from all of us, and then he realized what he said and was like, "football pads. In my pants." Mr. Lamers kind of looked at him and then he was like, "Just go. I'm not going to ask any questions."

Math 30A: We did math for 45 minutes and then we were preoccupied with getting Andra's panther pride costume ready. The costume was actually the fake torso of Batman with really buff abs and Heidi drew a large silver P on the front.

That's it for today. Ciao