Thursday, August 31, 2006

Yeah the war is won...

Here was my day:

French: We studied.

Bio: We missed like fifteen minutes for pictures. The photographer was talking so fast, like he was on something, and my replies were comprised of: "um..." "yes" and "ha ha." Malerie thought rhinos had tusks, and we all laughed at her. And then Mrs. Halldorson said something about Canada geese, and then Andra was like, "aren't they Canadian geese?" and Mrs. Halldorson was making a joke and said, "no, because then they would have to have a passport," and the smart people laughed, and Malerie was like, "explain the passport thing. I don't get it." She actually thought the geese had to have a passport. She is such a moron.

Creative Writing: We were working on our folders, and I can't draw so I'm just writing lyrics all over it. We got an Idea Notebook, and she said we can write down anything we want to remember, like in conversations with our friends, and I almost started laughing, because I could fill up the whole damn notebook in one conversation with Maria. Like the fifteen dollar battery thing.

Band: Or shall I say, nonband. I totally skipped. I didn't feel like going. I had to get people to look both ways to see if Miss Menzie was there, and when I was leaving Zayne looked both ways and said she wasn't there, but it turns out that she was in the office and turned around just as Zayne (who was RIGHT BEHIND ME) passed the office and waved. I just barely escaped. I am so good.

Spare: Here is a conversation that happened in spare:
Tyson: Robin, will you go out on a date with me? (he was joking)
Me: Nope.
Tyson: Lauren, will you go out with me?
Lauren: Not today.
Tyson: Miranda, will you go out on a date with me?
Miranda: No.
Mr. Lamers: Tyson, I can't allow you dating conversations to happen in this class. Not that I've ever had to worry about that kind of thing before.
Tyson: Dylan, will you go out with me?

I was kind of out of it, as I had my earphones in, but Tyson was making weird sexual sounds, but no one said anything, except Lauren could hardly contain her laughter. Then Tyson spit on the construction paper she was cutting for her Creative Writing folder. Then Tyson and Tyson brought in the piano and everyone was trying to play it. Tyson said he could play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but he turned it into a minor variation, which actually sounded sweet.

Math 30-Heidi said she saw Mr. Halyk doing something weird in the hallway but she wouldn't tell me what it was. She had a curious mixture of emotions: she was laughing, looking disgusted, and she had tears in her eyes. It was kind of scary. It was almost like how she got when she was squaring stuff for no reason. I know what I'm doing now! Substitution to solve a something or other is totally fun.

I heard today from a reliable source that Ryan Heise is wanting to start a newspaper at the school. That would be totally awesome. I have so much creative energy that I need to channel into something. I'm going to force him to give me a music article. Plus, I can start building a portfolio if I still want to take journalism in university.

Anyway, that's about it for now. Ciao!

2 comments:

Enjoy_Every_Sandwich said...

that's really gross.

Anonymous said...

which tysons are you talking bout