Do we have giraffes in Canada?

Today in IP Heidi and I had an interesting conversation:
Her: We don't have drafts in Canada do we?
Me: Not naturally (I thought she asked if we had giraffes in Canada)
Her: (looking at me really weird)
Me: What?
Her: What did you think I asked?
Me: You asked if there were giraffes in Canada.
Her: I asked if there were DRAFTS!
And then we collapsed into laughter.

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow to see about getting my tongue snipped. Woopee! Which means I can't have my band final. I went in to tell Menzie this, but she was being SO STUPID. This was pretty much how our conversation went:
Me: I'm going to the doctor tomorrow and can't take my final. Can I have it on Monday?
Her: Can you take it today?
Me: No, I haven't practiced.
Her: Well, its unfair to give you an extension.
Me: If it makes you feel better, I probably wouldn't practice any more with the extension.
Her: It's unfair to the other kids.
Me: Well, I can't take it today or tomorrow so...
Her: You don't WANT to take it today and you can't tomorrow. Tell the truth.
Me: Okay...
Her: You can't take it tomorrow?
Me: The appointment's in Saskatoon so...
Her: Well, its unfair.
Me: I won't practice any more with the extension, so its not that unfair.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: Whether its tomorrow or Monday, I wouldn't have practiced anymore, so its not unfair.
Her: You're contradicting yourself.
Me: No I'm not.
Her: Help me guys (appealing to Heidi and Amanda)
Me: Heidi, you get what I mean right?
Heidi: (tries to explain, but I can't remember what she said)
Me: Okay whatever, just give me the zero.
Her: I don't want to give you the zero.
Me: No, just give me the zero.
Her: It will drop your mark 10 percent.
Me: I don't care.
Her: Well, I guess I have to give it to you on Monday.
Then I left.
So, if I end up getting my tongue snipped tomorrow, Monday is probably not an option and then she'll really be pissed. That would be so funny. I should sic my Baba on her. I'm really considering that. My baba can argue anyone into the ground. Anyone.
Anyway, I have nothing else to say. Last day of school. Yay!
Ciao