Monday, April 03, 2006

Killer Tomatoes

Here is a story I made for Amanda on msn:

Say it if its worth savin' me says: once there was a girl named suki
Say it if its worth savin' me says: her mom told her to go the supermarket to pick up some tomatoes to make a salad
Say it if its worth savin' me says: no one was in shop easy, and she felt a chill go up her spine, for no reason
Say it if its worth savin' me says: "stop being stupid" she told herself, and walked over to the tomato section
Say it if its worth savin' me says: she peered at the tomatoes
Say it if its worth savin' me says: something was odd, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it
Say it if its worth savin' me says: oh yes...they were all black! and were those EYES?
Say it if its worth savin' me says: she shook off her feeling of impending doom, and picked up a tomato.
Say it if its worth savin' me says: "OUCH!" she exclaimed, as it bit her. she dropped the tomato, where it grinned evilly at her
Say it if its worth savin' me says: she looked around for a cashier or something to come and help her, but no one was around
Say it if its worth savin' me says: suddenly, in unison, the tomatoes opened their eyes
Say it if its worth savin' me says: "AAAHHHHH!" she screamed and backed slowly towards the exit. she took a chance and sprinted toward the automatic doors, but they wouldn't open!!
Say it if its worth savin' me says: "HELP ME!" she yelled.
Say it if its worth savin' me says: she turned around, hundreds of tomatoes were slowly advancing on her
Say it if its worth savin' me says: "please!" she begged. "don't hurt me!"
Say it if its worth savin' me says: the first one jumped on her and took a bite of her arm.
Say it if its worth savin' me says: now, if you go into shop easy on april 3rd, and stand in the tomato section at exactly noon, you can still sometimes hear here screaming
Say it if its worth savin' me says: the end

Ciao!

4 comments:

Heidi Hoffman said...

really?

Anonymous said...

thats cool

Anonymous said...

i have the hugest stomach ache. =(

Heidi Hoffman said...

awww....