Saturday, April 08, 2006

Conversations (or...Maria's special post)

Here are excerpts from conversation I have had. Some of them only a select few people will know about and therefore will find funny:

This is between Maria and me:
everyone pray for major says:
i was listening to your cd today
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
yay!
everyone pray for major says:
and "so let me go" came on
everyone pray for major says:
and i know that song
everyone pray for major says:
but anyway
everyone pray for major says:
do you recall the lyrics
everyone pray for major says:
because they amused me
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
you love me but you don't know who i am?
everyone pray for major says:
yes
everyone pray for major says:
loll
everyone pray for major says:
what does THAT remind you of?
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
hmm...thats a toughie

everyone pray for major says:
i just can't believe that he still likes me after meeting me
everyone pray for major says:
(again)
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
lol
everyone pray for major says:
especially after seeing my weirdness (I'M COMING FOR YOU)
everyone pray for major says:
(I live in a dumpster)
everyone pray for major says:
(I need a nostril transfusion)

everyone pray for major says:
cole is cute like an iguana
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
iguana?
everyone pray for major says:
and then andrew (dingle) is cute like...a gerbil maybe. i can't think of a good comparison
everyone pray for major says:
maybe like a....raccoon
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
zayne is cute like an acne ridden gopher
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT

everyone pray for major says:
everyone pray for major says:
and i AM weird
everyone pray for major says:
who lives in a dumpster???
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
lol i would honestly live with u in a dumpster i think ur so pretty

everyone pray for major says: (she was showing me a convo between her and zayney)
dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
lol about u yes him fuck no
everyone pray for major says:
ohh so no fuck
everyone pray for major says:
i get it
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
lol yes no fuck

everyone pray for major says:
veryone pray for major says:
oh so now its a "yes no fuck"
everyone pray for major says:
you sound unsure ofyourself
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
lol no
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
no fuck

everyone pray for major says:
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
no but on msn
i dont know whats wrong with me....i cant ask out the girl i love, i love her so much.....get well major says:
just gives me a weird feeling
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
it gives him a weird feeling???
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
you know what THAT means
everyone pray for major says:
lol shut up
everyone pray for major says:
"OUR place"
Wanna grab my chocolate bar? That's what *she* said!I'm a rasta in my heart IGeorge Logan!I am AN EVIL DEMON CHILD! says:
people make fun of you but hey! they look like poo!
everyone pray for major says:
its a super dinosaur!

Legolas and Gimli - Beauty and the Beast, HAHAHA! Gimmers and the Legster, HA! That cracks me up!Happy Hunting! Ka-ching!! says:
i miss robin!
So don't be a liar don't say everything's working when everything's broken and you smile like a saint but you curse like a sailor says:
that was sudden
Legolas and Gimli - Beauty and the Beast, HAHAHA! Gimmers and the Legster, HA! That cracks me up!Happy Hunting! Ka-ching!! says:
like my eucalpytus disease

lalala says:
he's not quite so "yum"
lalala says:
in the pictures
lalala says:
more like...
lalala says:
"drunk"

i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
carson who?
lalala says:
carson wingwong
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
who is that?
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
is wingwong his real name?
lalala says:
maybe

i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
lol Iknow
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
so do U want to have sex with sven?
lalala says:
um not not exactly
lalala says:
why, do you?
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
why not Ur not getting any younger
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
that was kaleigh

i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
do U want to have sex with him?
lalala says:
no that was jesse
lalala says:
lol
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
yeah but jason didn't come to your house tio see you
lalala says:
that was "how i raised 12 kids no 25 words or less"
lalala says:
so he still came
lalala says:
HE WAS STILL THERE
lalala says:
and he ATE THE COOKIES MY SISTER MADE
lalala says:
and i might have helped, i can't remember
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
OH MY GOSH
lalala says:
AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO "Bring one home for my neighbor, jeff" BECAUSE HE LIKED THEM SO MUCH
lalala says:
now for the question, have i talked to him?
lalala says:
well, it was more of a telepathic thing actually
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
ah
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
do U want tto have sex with him?
lalala says:
see, when we were at the retreat, and i might not have told you about htis, but there were 3 retreat days for the grade 9's, and there were 6 different eleven and twelfth graders for each day, AND JASON WAS ON THE SAME DAY AS ME
lalala says:
do you want to have sex with a donkey?

lalala says:
then he was in another skit where he was getting bullied
lalala says:
he kept looking down and acting all sad, and letting himself get pushed around
lalala says:
it was so cute, his lunch money was getting stolen
i DoN't WaNnA bE aNyThInG oThEr ThAn Me says:
no offense, but... i don't really care

This post is dedicated to Maria.
Ciao!

4 comments:

Enjoy_Every_Sandwich said...

I have conversations with a whole bunch of people but the only ones worth posting were with maria.
funky.

Anonymous said...

i am funky, not? not hot, not hot, not hot, hey, waldo is hot, not?

anywho loo, i should probably go, blar, blar, blar, farewell.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I just had a cool thought, and I came here to publish it, but alas, I cannot remember it! I'm pretty sure it had to do with Waldo though...darn, why can I not thinky of it?
OH YES!!!!!

Here is my cool thought. ROBIN, you should come to my school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That way you will have a new variety of guys to find (though, of course, not Waldo, though I would allow you to mouthwash him with me of course)

Hm, I think you would really go for Ryan. It depends what grade you're looking for. I could find somebody for you.

*cough* transfer *cough*

=D

Enjoy_Every_Sandwich said...

The story...hmm...
The only person those convos were with was maria (bing bing).
The story is that my friend had a really random crush on maria and he didn't even know her. So in some of the convos I was talking to Maria and Zayne at the same time. And the last five were about some guy that goes to maria's school.
Hope that clears everything up :)