Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Carpe carp...seize the fish!

I watched Becoming today and this girl was becoming Britney Spears and she was such a moron. She was so happy that Britney sent her flowers and autographed a picture. She was like "oh my god oh my god! Britney sent me flowers!"
Britney's PERSONAL ASSISTANT sent you flowers. Moron.
What else...in science we were doing that stupid contest thing and one said
HEAVEN
-PENNIES
And I thought it was every cloud has a silver lining (heaven=clouds and without pennies, ie copper, it just leaves silver. It made sense in my head) and it was wrong and I heard Jeff say loudly "pennies are made of copper!" and I said in my speaking to morons voice "yeah and if you take away the copper you get silver, asshole" as if it was obvious (even though it wasn't) and he looked all confused. Maybe he thought it was really deep but it actually wasn't.
Anyway I gotta go and I'll talk more later. Ciao homies luv ya all! Merry effin Xmas!

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