Katwin Is In Sped Math and Why Alexisonfire is Like a Pizza (Katwin est dans maths de sped, et pourquoi Alexisonfire est comme un pizza)

But she's actually not and that's a long story.
Anyway, here was my day:
Science: we had to do an experiment where we put testubes full of some chemical in boiling water, so we were following the directions and then Mr. Zaluski told us to do something extremely different. We were so confuzzled and did not know what was going on.
Math: got my test back and got SECOND HIGHEST MARK BABY! 92!!! I was so happy. That brought my average up quite a bit.
Wellness: We did some stupid skills and then played a game. Amanda and I were on opposite sides as per usual. No one ever throws us the ball or anything so we just attack each other. She got me in a choke hold so I bit her, and then butt checked her. Then I got her in a choke hold and she licked me. I was just like "okay, I'm not Shino!"
Band: boring as per usual. Um...Andra kept going on about how we should whittle reeds. I forgot my stuff so I had a school sax and was looking off Andra's stuff and she's like "all my stuff is in your folder."
So that did not work. However, there was extra music. We played Four Sketches (dumbest song ever) and some super easy holiday suite thingie. (boring) Then I had a drum lesson and apparently I was "snarkier than usual." However, she has not seen me in my natural habitat. Whatever. I love my drum lessons, I just don't like having them with her. At least with Mr. Gibney they would be exciting cuz I would hear some kind of anecdote about his carpal tunnel surgery or something. Now it's just stupid, and she keeps insulting Wong and Chong, saying they're not the "right kind of drumsticks". I love Wong and Chong exactly as they are. Plus, there's this weird black and green stuff that gets on them from the drums, and Wong has a little happy face. The grain of the wood forms a curve, and there are two green dots for eyes. It's kind of cool, albeit scary.
Um...English: I almost fell asleep in this class. We read a chapter of The Hobbit. I hate when she reads out loud because it goes so slow and I want to skip ahead but I know she'll pick me to read and I have to know where we are. And also it bugs me how she never says the stuff in brackets. Yes, odd things bother me...like Kayla not xing off popups when she's on the internet, or Mr. Lamers not putting an e on future and when teachers miss a spot when they're erasing stuff on the blackboard. It bothers me. Then we had to work on stuff in this hobbit booklet we have, but I was done all that I could so Heidi kindly lent me her science sheet so I could work on it, which made me even more tired.
French: okay, this is when I had my drum lesson. I went back at about twenty to three (thank goodness! All I wanted by twenty five after two was to get out of that band room) then I went to French and had to work on a paper about my long weekend (all in French of course. Do you realize how difficult it is to write about baking cookies in French?) Okay, in passe compasse you have to have a two part verb, usually the avoir verb, correctly conjugated, and the past tense of the verb you're putting in past tense. So I had to make that negative, and to do that you put ne pas around the verb, so I asked Mr. Lamers which verb to put it around and he said the avoir. Then Heidi was all snarky (jokingly of course) and was like "I knew that." And I'm like "good for you Heidi." Two seconds later she's like "actually I didn't." And I was helping Zayne with his paragraph and his was really wonky. He had quitter (to leave) for went (alle) and quant (which is not even a word) for with (avec) and he didn't even remember his two part verbs. And for no reason at all he told me about his friend named Mike Hunt (say it five times fast). And then he made a really weird noise after he yawned.
Oh, which reminds me! I was watching Smallville today and was thinking about how Amanda P made cool rapping noises and how Danielle could do them too and I wondered if I could so I was experimenting and I made some sweet noises! Oh my gosh, I was SO GOOD! I was sitting there for like five minutes, just making rapping noises. It only works if I have lip gloss on though. Never mind, it works, but not as well.
Oh yeah. Jay Z will be knocking down my door in no time.
Okay, Tom Welling has impossibly white teeth. It's like he puts Crest Whitestrips on every minute. Seriously, its scary.
Something else which I wanted to say but forgot now. Damn. Oh well.
Anyway, last night I was trying to get to sleep, and started thinking about who would be what if Alexisonfire was a pizza. Okay, here's what I got:
Jesse (drummer) is the crust. He holds everything together, and no one pays attention to how good he is.
Steele (bassist) is the pizza sauce. No one always notices him, but he adds awesome stuff.
George (screamer) is the pepperoni. He adds spice, and people don't always like what he does to the music.
Wade (the more sarcastic, bitter singer) is the salt, pepper, oregano, parmesan, whatever you have to add to the pizza. You just have little pieces of Wade in different spots, not enough to obscure Dallas and George, but just enough to add a little flavor.
Dallas (singer, and my personal favorite) is pineapples. I don't like pineapples, but its the only thing I could think of that he could be. He adds bursts of sweetness and flavorfulness and when people love him, they love him with a passion (trust me...I know for the Dallas end of it, and a bunch of my friends from IMC are obsessed with pineapples)
Well, thats all I have to say. Maybe I'll go watch Smallville again.
Ciao peeps!