And you smile like a saint but you curse like a sailor...

I got an email from Jesus (ie Salvador) and it is ALL IN SPANISH! So now I have to go on babelfish and translate it.
Okay, I just translated it and it makes no sense whatsoever. Here is an excerpt:
Actually, here's the whole thing cuz its so funny:
The Mexican does not strike to you: He gives putazo you. The Mexican does not fall: Chingadazo occurs. The Mexican does not order to you: He commands to egg. The Mexican does not suffer of diarrea: He gives chorrillo him. The Mexican does not fail: Caga. The Mexican does not strike itself: One occurs in the mother. The Mexican does not leave running: He leaves in chinga. The Mexican does not take siestas: Jetón remains. The Mexican does not even laugh but not to be able: Caga of the laughter. For the Mexican it is not difficult: He is cabrón! The Mexican does not go fast: The mother goes fact! The Mexican is not a tremendous type: He is cabrón! The Mexican does not drink: He absorbs, He absorbs and He absorbs until he puts himself like tail of aviòn, that is "until queque" or "atràs" (he is a drinker of excellence of Chela and Tequila) The Mexican does not conduct battle: He takes hold himself to madrazos! The Mexican is not ready: It is a genius! (he is of world-wide class) The Mexican does not request that they take it: He requests aventón. The Mexican is not a glad type: He is of little mother! The Mexican does not do something very well: The raffle! The Mexican is not any person: Chingón is the plus! The Mexican is not any person: He is MEXICAN. So if you are Mexican offer this to all the Mexicans that you know, and to that they are not Mexican also, so that they know who we are!!!!..... È LIVES M X I C Or CABRONES... it follows the chain "Or" you are not Mexican?

I am a Mexican because I absorb and absorb and of little mother. I also do the raffle very well.
Ha ha.
Anyway, let me think...okay, math was boring...science we worked on these questions. Heidi made up a math question for me that was like "Robin wants candy. She steals some. When will the cops catch her if the cops (from the cop shop) run 9 km/h?"
Tomorrow is Entrepeneurial Day. Woo hoo. Maybe dad will let me call in sick...
I have my Ender's Game test on Friday. Ender's Game is a really awesome book so EVERYONE READ IT! We're making an Ender's Game board game in English. My group is Heidi, Amanda, and Kayla (surprised Zayne wasn't in it too!) which totally looked fixed.

It's really fun when we girl talk in front of or to Zayne. Here is a conversation I had with him yesterday:
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
okay, if you were a girl, would you say that guy on the far left of my dp was hot
STAB ME NOW IN THE HEART WHILE I CANT FEEL IT says:
no sorry
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
okay, becaus elindsay thinks he is and HE'S SO UGLY (for the record, I'm talking about Andy Hurley of Fallout Boy)
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
ARGH
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
and she says the guy with the cap is ugly but he's not
STAB ME NOW IN THE HEART WHILE I CANT FEEL IT says:
k y am i haveing this discussion whith u?
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
cuz i need someone to complain to
STAB ME NOW IN THE HEART WHILE I CANT FEEL IT says:
oh
Maybe music's not dead, maybe we just forgot what it sounded like...-Get Fighted, Alexisonfire IPatrick says:
and i can't exactly talk about with my mom
STAB ME NOW IN THE HEART WHILE I CANT FEEL IT says:
good point

I had a dream that Heidi finally came back to wellness (for the uninformed, she had surgery on her knee and hasn't been in Wellness for four months, that lucky numb hobo! For the record, that is an inside joke between me, Zayne, Amanda, and Orgie. Yes, I said Orgie.)
ANYWAY, getting back to my dream. Heidi came back to Wellness and we were doing the push up and crunches thingie (as many as we can in a minute) and she could only do like two pushups (girl push ups, no less) and I was like "haha, I can do 70!" (and I really can! I'm STRONG!)
Heidi's forearms are freakish. They have no fat on them at all. Like, not even on her triceps. I'm gonna laugh at Heidi when she comes back to wellness and can only do like 20 pushups and crunches (my first day was like 20 crunches and 26 pushups I think) Now I'm up to about 50 crunches and 70 pushups.
Anyway, I gotta go, watch Brent Butt on Comedy Now. Ciao putas!