J'ai bu Dr. Pepper. Mmm.....tres bien!

Okay, Heidi is posting this on her blog, but I'm going to copy her. So here it is:
THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE UMBILLICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREAKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UPWHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVASTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD"
Isn't that funny! Like dead baby jokes...I heard some good ones at band camp.
Anyway, today Amanda and I were super hyper. It was fun. We were talking about farts. And she told me that Danae told her that she and Shino would never meet and work the long distance thing out and whatever because he's not Christian. I was just like "okay, thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Plus, he IS a Christian, he just doesn't practice.
Amanda and I went uptown today. And apparently Zayne was like to Stacey or someone "do you know where Robin is?" and Kerri was all snarky and was like "why, do you have a thing for her TOO?" and he's like "no, she's my connection to Maria!" So I was like "that's all I am to you? A CONNECTION?" but then it was all good cuz we were passing notes in English (I know, I'm bad) Okay, we had to translate these questions into French in French class and Zayne would be like "what's hat in French?" and I would be like "chapeau" and two seconds later Amanda would be like "what's chapeau?" she did that like FIVE TIMES! "What's listen?" "Ecoute." "What's listen?" "What's wood?" "Bois." "What's wood?" It was so funny. And Zayne was talking but I wasn't really listening, and I heard something like "and while swimming, first the women swim, and then the men, and then the kids, and they have to go naked!" and I thought he was talking about his school when he was in Ontario, and so did Amanda and we were like "you had to swim NAKED?" but it turns out he was talking about a teacher who taught in Japan and that's what they did. It was scary and funny at the same time.
Amanda and I were talking about hot guys and Zayne turns to Nolan and was like "so Nolan, how about that Catwoman?" and I was talking about how hot Devon was on Much and Andra was like "is that the gay one?" and we got into an argument. Then she asked me if I saw some veejay but I think she's going a little insane because there is no veejay of that name on Much.
Omg, the funniest thing happened. I was cleaning out my locker and I saw this little booklet, and thought it was something that I got but forgot about it, so I looked at it, and it was like "Birth Control and Sex" and I was like "whoa! Where did I get that?" and then I looked at Heidi and was like "Heidi, did you put this in my locker?" and she's like "no!" And it turns out Andra did. Naughty Andra.
Hmmm...there was something else I wanted to put on...oh yes. I was walking to Baba's from Mrs. Kennedy's and had my earphones in, and I saw Tamara yelling something to me. So I took an earphone out and they started laughing at something. Anyway, Sam and Tamara waved to me, which is kind of amazing since I don't think they like me that much. Anyway, they thought I was ignoring them. It was kind of funny. It made me feel warm and fuzzy that Tamara and Sam waved to me.
I phoned Lindsay yesterday or the day before and she wasn't talking. It made me mad. I like people to talk. Like on msn, when people just go "cool" or "lol" or "ic" it really makes me mad because I have to talk about nothing like when I'm talking to Shino, and now he thinks I'm crazy, talk a lot, and am obsessed with music (which is all true, but never mind)
So anyway, Katherine is matchmaking but everytime she finds someone she wants him for herself, even thought SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Maybe I should go out with Salayo or however you spell his name (don't laugh at me because of the spelling, k?)
Anyway, this is Agent Rit signing off. (Rit also means laughed in French. Cool)