Mummy! My Socks Are Falling Down!

Okay, first let me say something about Maria. SHE TAKES UP THE WHOLE BED! I had like SIX INCHES of bed to sleep on and I finally had to tell her to move over. I also had a dream that I woke up and told Heidi that Maria was taking up the whole bed, and then I was applying for a job at Starbucks, and I was talking on the phone to the manager and she asked me what school I went to and I'm like "Foam Lake Comp" and and then she's like "what's your name" and I told her and she's like "um, that's nice. I just wanted to know your phone number." and it turns out that what she was asking the whole time.
So yes. Maria bought a laser pointer and we were teasing little kids with it. One screamed, one was all excited and was like "oooh!" and was chasing it, one was like "mom! There's a little red dot on the floor!" and one thought it was a butterfly. It was so fun. Eventually everyone started looking at Maria so we had to stop.
So then Maria was swatting invisible flies above her head, and then she went to most crowded part of the store, stopped, and stamped invisible things really hard and was like "DIE!" then she was pretending to hear voices and I was her handler or whatever. Then she was acting weird and I asked a woman where the nearest mental institution was. Then Maria was pretending to swat flies again and this guy was coming toward her but then he looked at her, and moved like three feet to the left (the farthest he could go) and gave us this weird look.
Maria was also pointing the laser pointer at the wall of a cat's cage at the pet store and a woman looked at her and looked appalled and Maria just smiled really hugely. It was fun.
Okay, here are my purchases:
A shirt that says "I'm not with stupid anymore"
A shirt that says "most likely to be famous"
A shirt that says "I love nerds"
A shirt that says "rock tour" or something similar
One that says Summer Music Festival '77
A brown and green jacket
A Jack's Mannequin CD (yay!!! FOR ONLY 12.99!)
A bracelet
Black and white checkered wristband (that Maria wanted but I got the last one)
Four Archie comics
Prey by Michael Crichton
Something by Agatha Christie
Dog treats
Hm, that is all for now. Ciao ciao everyone!