I'm bleeding like Jesus...

In science today Mr. Zaluski was talking about when a beaker exploded and he had glass in his arms and he's like "and I was like Jesus i'm bleeding!" and Heidi was like "Jesus? What? I'm confused!" and I'm like "um, he's swearing!" she thought he said "I was bleeding like Jesus!" I told Stacey this story which reminded me of a rather frightening story of her brother. He used to take frogs and nail their arms and legs like Jesus when he was crucified! I was like "okay, every time I see Jeff I'm going to think of that!"
Yay we have an exchange student! I'm not sure where he's from but his name is Salvadore. We never have grade 10 exchange students. Woot woot!
It's my birthday soon! Here is my revised list for all those people who are buying me something *hint hint*
CD Player
Da Vinci Code
Da Vinci Cod
Alexisonfire CD (I saw one in Music World of Cd Plus for $9.99)
Spill Canvas CD (One Fell Swoop)
A Big Package For You (Simple Plan DVD)

I have to three way Katherine with Maria today, since it's her first day. Tomorrow Katherine and I have to three way Maria cuz it's her first day!
I had my first wellness class. Here is what we did: We did ten laps around the gym, one minute of sit ups and one minute of push ups (you have no idea how painful those are!!) and then we did volleyball drills and then we learned to juggle! In case you guys are waiting for me to show off my l33t juggling skills, I have none. Sorry.
Last night I got to sleep after an HOUR OF LYING IN BED DOING NOTHING and then HALF AN HOUR LATER Lindsay was tickling mom or something and they were both screeching and yowling and I could not get to sleep. As a result I am super tired today.
French was fun today! We had to write out a bunch of sentences.
Here are things that happened on my bday! (other than the obvious)
Battle of Brandywine (Maria! Brandywine!)
Oh Susanna is performed for the first time.
Some kind of massacre
Generals of Menelik II of Ethiopia capture the last king of Kaffa, bringing an end to that ancient kingdom.
Ground broken for construction of the Pentagon.
Fatty Arbuckle (famous comedian or something) is arrested for rape.
The Beatles record Love Me Do.
Formation of the World Wildlife Fund.
A military coup in Chile headed by General Augusto Pinochet topple elected President Salvador Allende. The CIA had attempted to oust Allende for 3 years before this.
(things are blue cuz I'm copying and pasting now.)
Reggae musician Peter Tosh is murdered in his own home in Kingston, Jamaica, Jamaica.
PEOPLE WITH MY BIRTHDAY
O. Henry (author)
Jessica Mitford (author)
(this isn't that interesting)
Moby
Bashar al-Assad (dictator! Whoo hoo!)
Ludacris
Dylan Klebold, one of the Columbine School gunmen.
PEOPLE WHO DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY
Melisende (queen of Jerusalem)
Salvatore Maranzano (crime boss)
Billy Bishop (Canadian pilot in WWII. Is that the red baron?)
Jessica Tandy (why does she sound familiar??)
John Ritter
HOLIDAYS ON MY BIRTHDAY
Catalonia national day
Coptic Orthodox Church: Feast of Neyrouz
New Year's Day in the Ethiopian calendar (let's PARTY!!)
Patriot Day
Latin America Teacher's Day
MORE EVENTS
Here's a gooder: some guy died of an umbrella stab.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/september/11/newsid_2514000/2514187.stm
The Marlborough diamond was stolen.

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/ this is a very cool site.
That's about it for now. Ta ta all my loving fans!