I Hate Barre Chords

I am currently working on Ender Will Save Us All by Dashboard Confessional on the guitar, and all the chords in it are barred! I have small fingers, I can't do that! So my hands really really hurt, so I had to take a break to go on the net.
And Jonas is playing Never Winter Nights on the good comp, so I'm stuck with the crappy one. Whoopee.
On the brighter side, I FINALLY got to talk to Katherine. Yay! She was in Yorkton on Monday and yesterday she was at therapeutic riding! The therapeutic riding thing is her community service after she got convicted for manslaughter when she attacked me with a piece of Louis's poop (that stuff is lethal)
Well, Heidi had her surgery! Apparently she was trying to cheer some girl up by singing while under anaesthetic. Everyone go to Heidi's blog and read about it. I got to hear about it firsthand (ha ha ha because I'm special)
Do you know what is SO SO FUN? Other than going on schizophrenia forums (which I've done) is sending gay pride ecards. Katherine was feeling badly because she was bored and apparently she cleaned the house twice (are you CRAZY?) and I sent her some to make her laugh. They are so CHEESY and hilarious.
My life is boring right now. So here are some more quiz results:
What Who member are you?
Keith Moon

What Greenday member are you?
Billy Joe

What Led Zeppelin member are you?
John Paul Jones - You are quiet, shy, & keep mainly to yourself, but your wallflower qualities keep you out of trouble. You don't like to soak up the spotlight, you'd rather be the wind beneath someone else's wings. (I know, cheesy analogy, but I had to say it.) You're good at giving advice, staying in control & mellow. This keeps you on everyone's good side. You might be lonely sometimes, but never for very long. Keep on truckin', man!

What rock band/singer are you?
Jimi Hendrix

How evil are you?
You're not evil, you're insane!

What 60's rock hero are you?
Jim Morrison

What clique do you belong to?
Punk

What murder weapon are you?
Slow psychological torture.

What is your music recommendation?
reggae

I have an awesome misheard lyrics by yours truly. It is from the song Ender Will Save Us All.
Real lyric: The harder I push the farther I fall
Misheard lyric: How do I push the harder rifle?

Maybe its just me, but I think Ian D'sa should refrain from singing. Except in Voices of Violence where he sounds semi okay.
Anyway, Ender etc. is going great. I finally can match fingerings to the chords so I don't have to keep looking at the chart! Yay! I just can't get the strumming pattern and the part where he has muted chords.
Another f again I fret another cocky hypocrite another dirty look from a passerby kiddie porn and lunatics all the things that make me sick another suicide from a sad rock star so get the f*** out of my face you annoying little prick i'll reach into my bag of tricks and pull out a hand grenade but i will not pull out the pin because THAT'S MEAN!!!!
Sorry, When I Was a Little Girl by Billy Talent (pretty much my second favorite band ever) is playing.
For those who talk to me on msn, that's where the "come on girls let's go attack" comes from. It's a line in that song.
I watched Hunt For Red October today with the male members of my family, and that movie is so boring! Okay, apparently this guy wants too escape from communist Russia by submarine and he's carrying a whole bunch of nukes apparently as a gift to the Americans (wow! A bunch of nukes! Thanks!) and he's just going to pull into the harbor and get out of the submarine and leave it there or something! I dunno. It was insane. Got some good quotes however:

"I'm a politician. We lie and cheat. When we aren't kissing babies we're stealing their lollipops."

"You're afraid of their fleet? I would be. I give us a one in three chance of making it. Anyone want any more tea?"
Ciao!