Here are some conversations I have had over the course of the week:
Me: Hey Uncle Marv, can I have a beer? (he was working at the bar)
Marv: Sure, what kind?
And I think he would have given me one, but I asked for Pepsi instead.
Me: So Tyra (she's 6) when do you go back to school?
Tyra: I think it's June...
Me: Um, you mean August?
Tyra: It's either June or December.
Me: Uh huh.
Tyra: But I think its June.
Me: I see.
Connie (my cousin and Tyra's mom):What grade are you going into?
Me: 10
Connie: 2006...How would you like a free trip to Hawaii?
Me: Sure!
Wes (another cousin): There's a catch though.
Connie: Yeah, you have to watch the girls.
Me: Yeah I'll do that!
And Kalvin (yet another cousin) was talking about how I should come to Montana on the bike (cuz you all know how much I love motorcycles!!) and he's like "you can be my bitch on the back of the bike!" and I was like "yeah!" And mom was worried I would be offended by the bitch comment and was like "you know that's what they call it?" and I'm like "yeah mom."
Hmm, what else to talk about...I had a weird dream that I think Tyra was introducing me to someone and was like "yeah, and she farms 2 acres!" and I was like "um, more like 900."
I also had a dream that my African drumming teacher was threatening us with a gun and we were in the United Church and I was plotting with Katherine to escape through this little door they have the leads out to the stage. But then he just let us go, and Katherine thought he was going to chase us but he actually wasn't. Stupid Katherine. Ha ha ha.
I am now obsessed with the song The Dutch Courage by The Spill Canvas. I now have their email address so I am happy.
I have a cousin named Tony Beretta (yeah I know, James Bond's gun! Isn't that freaky??) So anyway, I was like "is he Italian?" and mom's like "I think so" and I'm like "is he a don?" and Dad's like "maybe not a don but he has connections."
So everyone who's mean to me, watch out. I have Mob ties! Mua ha ha ha. I'm coming for you Katherine!
Anyway I must go since mom and I are getting our STARBUCKS FIX! MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
I am back. I am currently obsessed with the song Self Conclusion by The Spill Canvas. It's about a girl who is going to commit suicide and some guy says to live with him instead of dying or something and she gives him one night to convince her that he's better than death, and if he hurts her she'll kill herself. I say, deliver her to therapy and walk away. She sounds way too high maintenance and if you dump her, she'll kill herself. Run away, while you can. But it's an awesome song anyway.
Bye!
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Tyra was introducing me to someone and was like "yeah, and she farms 2 acres!" and I was like "um, more like 900."
Hahahah this was an awesome entry you had me laughing. well anyway, i miss you robin and i want to see you!!!I Hope you know i spent my valuable sleeping time to comment on your bloggy tonight. i even let my foot fall asleep. i wuv you robin so much you are me friendy friend friend and you make me cry.
check out my xanga. its cool. maybe i'll actualyl change it tonight. we'll see.
i hope this is maria...
i hope this is maria...
Tyes its me. Did you look at all your other post cause I commented lots last night.
yes i did and i am enjoying the comments
linday was talking to her friend, and surprisingly not ian this time. it was janelle, and she thought i was my sister. it was kind of scary. i'm like "hello?" and she's like "hi!" like she was so happy to talk to me and i'm like "um, do you wanna talk to my sister?"
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