Blah blah Lindsay is stupid!

Okay Maria, I don't know if you were playing a trick on me or something on the phone today. I went to ask Mom something and I came back and started talking but you weren't talking so I thought you were playing a trick on me so I started pressing buttons to make you talk (you can play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the phone, did you know that??) Anyway, I waited for like FIVE MINUTES on the phone and then I hung up and waited for you to phone back but YOU DIDN'T and I felt SAD! So I tried to phone back like twice but your answering machine got it, which makes me think there was a misunderstanding and you were waiting on the phone for me to talk to you. Which is sort of funny.
Anyway, I am reading an article at the same time I am writing this (go ROBIN! MULTITASKER!) about a guy who wants to date Drew Barrymore and he has A CARDBOARD CUTOUT!! He is also taping his adventures of trying to get a date. CAN YOU SAY STALKER??? Run away Drew, run away. Now.
Also something else...everyone knows Christopher Reeve died right? Well guess what? His wife has cancer. WOULDN'T THAT SUCK? Geez. Give a family a break okay?
Hmm, other things...oh yes, my activities yesterday. I wasn't tired AT ALL last night and I couldn't figure out why until I remembered I had like five cans of pop. So, I watched Cold Case, Law and Order, and Smallville (more about Smallville later) with Lindsay and Dad, and then I watched a little bit of Gremlins 2, and two episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? (yes, going back to my childhood) Much 911 (more on that later) and three episodes of Martin Mystery. And no Katherine, the mother was fully clothed and not trying to get a tan indoors, since I know how much that vexed you. In one episode they got rid of Java (Jaba? Whatever the heck his name is) and got someone else named Marvin who was pretty hot for anime. I think he was Martin's brother or something.
Okay Much 911 first. The impression I got was they were helping people (they were helping a band get famous, and gave one girl's room a makeover) which was pretty good, but practically every two seconds it would say "MUCH 911" and you would hear a telephone dialing 911 and it was the most annoying thing ever. Devon was also on Much 911.
Okay, now Smallville. It was about how when Clark fell asleep (sometimes in the middle of the day for no reason) he would dream about this girl that is in a coma and it turns out her uncle is drugging her and she is trying to get help. But there was one part where he was talking to Lex and Lex suddenly attacked him with a sword but it shattered on Clark's arm and Lex got all mad because Clark didn't confide that he had superpowers. and Lex was all like "I'm going to devote my life to telling everyone who Clark Kent REALLY is!" (good luck Lex with telling everyone Clark Kent is an alien from Krypton named Kal-El.) And then later Clark went to Lex's and was like "this is a nice sword. Does it have a story behind it?" and Lex was like "it's fake" and then fake attacked him and was all smiley and I'm like "um, didn't Lex attack him already?" but apparently he was dreaming. And I thought Lex Luthor was the villain...? It was very confuzzling.
So anyway, after watching tv for like five hours I went on the computer and TO MY SURPRISE Amanda was on! Yay! But then mom made me go to bed and I couldn't sleep and Scottie was in and out all night and today he got into something and he stinks.
I was reading about Hillary Duff and how she's going out with Joel Madden. She is 17 and he's 26. Nine years! Yay! There is hope for me and Andrew yet!
Lindsay took her speakers (which are attached to my cd player) and is all freaked out because I am taking these ones. No one uses them but me, and I can live without them. She doesn't live here and they aren't her speakers and if she hadn't smashed my cd player IN THE FIRST PLACE then SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPAZ ON ME FOR TAKING THE SPEAKERS. At least there's a sub woofer here. I sure wish Jonas gets me those speakers for my birthday because I feel like a criminal taking all the speakers.
MARIA YOUR PHONE IS BUSY! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
So with that happy note I will leave you. I have gotten a bit of doodoo from Maria for not commenting on her xanga, so I will do that now. Ta ta!