I am leaving on Saturday, and in celebration I would like to treat you all to another debate: Cinderella vs. Snow White!
I don't know about you, but the dwarves kind of freak me out. Like the one that's on dope. He is so snorting something on the sly.
I have a theory. Cinderella is tripping the whole time and she THINKS SHE SEES TALKING MICE! Isn't that insane?
Does is strike anyone as peculiar that the prince in BOTH MOVIES looks the same? I think Prince Charming has some infidelity issues. Leave him ladies, before it's too late. Come to think of it, he looks the same in Sleeping Beauty too. Hmmm...
Let's talk about intelligence. I remember Doc saying to Snow White "don't take anything from strangers, and don't let them in the house." And yet she lets this withered old woman in so she can HAVE AN APPLE!! What does it say for the staying power of people that some can't resist an apple???? "oh, but is was so shiny!" Stuff it lady.
But I can't really see a situation where Cinderella was exceptionally smart. She obviously didn't remember to leave the ball before midnight. And she's not smart enough to stand up to her stepsisters or step mother.
I think Cinderella should just throw away the nice blue ballgown, grab some ripped jeans and cool shirt and a mike and start rapping. That would be sweet.
Both princess's parents are dumb. What happened to normal names??? Can you imagine the teasing if some kid went to school and said their name was Snow White? Have a little compassion people, for the poor kids.
I hate to say it, but I'm leaning towards Cinderella. White skin is so out.
再见 (goodbye in Chinese)
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i'm sorry, but i don't read half of your stuff, because you just write to much.
well, see you later.
have fun in dakota.
my brothers middle name is dakota.
weird.
-heidi
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in response to you c'est moi! one...
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by the way, ici!? is here!?
Hey! I so knew that was here! It's summer, my brain is rotting, you can't blame me. Btw you posted twice. I'm leaving tomorrow! I hope you'll miss me!!!
Okay, you told me to comment on your comment so here I am. No, dinosaurs do not bark.
Go play with some matches. I got part of your bday present. What do you want for you birthday??
Have you ridden a retarded dinosaur before?
Do not be depressed. Know that I LOVE YOU!! Keep that in your heart! I'll phone you today to make you feel better.
After I used up my phone card on you I bought another one but DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO PHONE YOU so I have an hour of minutes prepaid. I would use it at home but we have a bundle so that would make no sense. Bleh.
its pyromaniac. WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BEACH!!!
i don't blame your parents for hiding matches from you.
how's louis?? DEMON LLAMA!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! I SEE LOUIS IN MY DREAMS!!! i also see superman's grandson.
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