A Varied Range of Subjects

I wrote down in my journal topics to cover in my blog, so I will never run out of topics. Doesn't that make you all happy?
Anyway, topic number one, is the interesting experience that happened this morning. Lindsay and I were in the kitchen, and all of a suddens she's like "spider! Robin get it!" So I ran, grabbed my sandal, and whacked it. Then I coolly threw the sandal back where it was. It was all very James Bond-esque...I saved the helpless girl from a fate worse than death. Then Lindsay got a total anticlimax by saying "um, I meant pick it up in a Kleenex or something." Thanks a lot.
Topic number two...is Brian Jones. He was a member of the Rolling Stones (I always get Brian Jones and Brian Wilson mixed up...Brian Jones, Rolling Stones) Anyway, he was like a genius, and I think his IQ was 165. He knew how to play a ton of instruments, and learned the sitar, a really hard instrument, in like half an hour. He wanted the Rolling Stones to play blues stuff, but nooooo...Mick Jagger and Keith Richards wanted to become famous. Eventually they took over the band, and ostracized poor little Brian Jones so he committed suicide by drowning in his pool. I hope Mick Jagger and Keith Richards wake up every morning thinking "we killed Brian Jones."
I hate it so much when people are like "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds is about LSD!" and I'm like "NO! It's a coincidence!" It's about a painting the Julian brought home of his friend Lucy!" There really is a Lucy too. I have read in multiple books and websites that this is the true story. NOT ONE has said it is about LSD. And I think it's so stupid that these people who don't know anything about the Beatles are talking about this as if they are the ultimate authority. Danielle and I combined know more about Beatles than probably our whole town.
Misheard Lyrics:
Here are some lyrics that I have misheard. Real ones first, misheard ones second. Enjoy.

Rejected...since day one
Rejected...six eight one

Blue collar... working man
Devises...master plan
Blue color...working man
Dee fi six...master plan

Above below you look and so you wonder
A bub a lub you look and so you wonder

She wants to go home, but nobody's home
She wants to go home, but nowhere is home

The wise ass called me faggot but I feel more like a creep
The wise ass called me Fagin
but I feel more like a creep

Businessmen they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
Businessmen they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my herbs

So let us not talk falsely now,
the hour is getting late
Some of us got talking falsely now
That I was getting laid

But a sight she'd never seen made her jump
and say a golden winged ship was passing my way
But a sight she'd never seen made her jump
and say a golden wing shit was passing my way

Here comes Dolly Dagger
Her love's so heavy gonna make you stagger
Here comes Dolly Dagger
Her lip's so heavy gonna make you stagger.

You should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
You should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a clam
The last one was courtesy of Danielle. We were singing it and I heard her say clam, and I'm like "what?"
So anyway, I've gotta go. Ciao!!
SONGS TO DOWNLOAD
Castles Made Of Sand- Jimi Hendrix
Voodoo Child (Slight Return)- Jimi Hendrix
Freedom- Jimi Hendrix