Fun With Heidi, and Funny Music Stories

In science, Heidi and I were both recommended, so we were just doing nothing, and Heidi was talking about her tent and she was like "it's frickin huBIGous!" and she didn't meant to say that, and we just both burst out laughing and I was laughing so hard I was crying! And I was making my head shake, so it looked like I was having seizures or something, and Heidi got all freaked out. And then she was being so scary! She was super hyper!
These are things that Heidi drew on me today:
a bunch of dots, and the words "heroin tracks"
train tracks
the words "not alone" (from Gothika) on my arm
a palm pilot (on my palm. Ha ha ha)
on my other palm she wrote "I love" and on each finger she put "me, Heidi, Ringo, pie", and I put Andrew. She also put someone else who I will not mention and who I do not like. She does though.
A target on the back of my neck
A target on my elbow
Do you know what really scares me? When you put in CDs, it knows the songs and the CD on windows media player. It's like they're watching me...right now....they're watching every word I type...
How come slow up and slow down mean the same thing?
Jonas got me all excited this morning because he's like "there's a Rolling Stones concert in Toronto and you can win tickets to it on the Fox." And I was like "really?" And he's like "actually, I think you have to buy a car at David Dedman. So I think that's out." I'm just like "thanks a lot."
I was making study notes for a test, and I typed in "Tell at Ur" which is a big hill with remains of civilizations, but the first thing said "tell me ur boob size". I am not searching for Tell at Ur anymore.
I heard Bob Dylan for the first time today. I really really really hate his voice. I don't know how he can have any fans. He's an awesome songwriter and lyricist, but his voice is the worst thing I have ever heard. Its so raspy and ugly and I hate it! SO MUCH!!!
My mom borrowed a whole bunch of oldies CDs from a friend, so I was listening to them, and I put Simon and Garfunkel in, and it was this song with guitars ripping up the music and lots of bass and I'm thinking "um, I thought Simon and Garfunkel were folky" and then I wanted to listen to number 14 (the last song on the cd) but it said there were 18 songs, and I was confused, so I took out the cd in the player, and it was Rolling Stones! It was kind of funny.
I drove the truck by myself yesterday. I was following dad home, and we had to turn the corner, and for some reason I couldn't find the brake, (stupid I know, but the problem with pedals for me is a long story) and I thought I found it, but it was the gas and I stepped really hard on it, and took the corner really fast. It was really fun, but also scary. It was quite an adventure.
Konstantine (my guitar, for the uninformed) broke a string, so I was looking to see which one it was, and I was like "it's the G string" and then I realized how funny that sounded, and I was going to go to Craig (my guitar teacher) the next day and be like "my G string is broken!" but I didn't. I told Lauren that story, and she said there was this guy at fiddle camp that kept saying his g string was broken. Ah, the life of a musician. Which gets me started on a new topic: funny music stories.
When you take piano lessons, you get techniques for avoiding theory and scales. My personal favorite is that I always have a new song handy, so I can say "I have a new song!" and then hopefully she forgets about theory. Sometimes I "accidentally" forget my theory book. Danielle just starts playing her songs, so our teacher gets caught up in commenting about them. During festival time I get Danielle to come to as many lessons as possible to practice duets, which takes up the whole lesson. I think half the fun of piano is avoiding theory and scales.
At a recital, Danielle, Lauren and I were playing our trio, and Lauren's music started to fall down, and then it did but she grabbed it really fast, and she started laughing, then I did, then Danielle did, and for half the song we were laughing our heads off. It was so funny!!
I have tons of stories about festival. Once this girl slid on the pew and it sounded like she farted and Danielle and I couldn't stop laughing! And I was sitting by Stacey and I was like "see this flower? (it was on my skirt) It talks to me!" and she just burst out laughing and then I did and I couldn't stop!
I wanted Lindsay to get off so I could finish making study notes, and she wouldn't cuz she was writing an email to Ian, so I was like "what's more important, my social mark or Ian?" and she's like "Ian. No competition." And then I said something about Jonas being unimportant, and I was like "actually, we're both unimportant, since Ian is more important than our exams." Ian, stay away from my sister. You're totally hitting on her. (kidding)
There was an extremely funny conversation that I overheard between Tyson, Heidi, and Bryce. It went like this:
Tyson: "How did your surgery go?"
Heidi: "I didn't get it yet. I had to go for tests."
Tyson: "What? You got a tattoo instead?"
Heidi: "Tests!"
Tyson: "Tests?"
Heidi: "Tests!"
Bryce: "Tests!"
Tyson: "Oh! Tests!"
Hope you enjoyed the post. Ciao!
SONGS TO DOWNLOAD
American Woman- Guess Who
War- Edwin Starr
Wasted Time- The Eagles