Fun at Katherine's House

I'm not sure if this will show up orange or not, but whatever. I am currently at Katherine's house. She's not allowed to be on the internet either! What a coincidence. Anyway, we were taking pictures on her webcam, and she took one of me slapping her, but it looked like I was caressing her face. It looked exactly like a really bad soap opera. Why are they called soap operas? Cosmic question.
Anyway, she came to my house first to go swimming. We had a fight over what color the flutter boards are. She says they're white but I say they're pink. We asked several people, and it was kind of split. But the lifeguard said pink, so I think we should believe her.
Katherine is a little hyper right now. Being at her house brings back a lot of memories of the last time I was here ("is it me or does that squirrel have really big genitals?") Don't even ask. It will take too long to explain. Katherine just put a glossette in her eye for some reason. No wonder she's color blind.
We just found out we left the webcam on for like half an hour. Katherine was at my house and reading this thing I have on my wall, and instead of "helluva" she's like "helloova".
Extremely funny story: Katherine's like "Robin! Problem! My dryer ate my bathing suit!" And I'm like "maybe it's so small you can't see it." (her dad was teasing her cuz she got this halterbikini thingie. And all of a sudden she's like "I am so stupid!" And I didn't comment, like the nice person that I am. It turns out she never put her bathing suit in the dryer. You are my hero Katherine. Your cookie is in the mail.
We just watched the little video that we didn't know was going, and Katherine was doing all this stupid stuff and making weird noises, and I just keep typing. I don't even remember any of it. I'm used to tuning out people. It's a gift. Anyway, there was one part where she kind of fell, and another when she's like "nyung nyung nyung nyungnyung" and I don't even remember! And then she was like hugging herself and was like "meeeeeeeee" I don't remember any of it!!!!
I must go check my email.
SONGS TO DOWNLOAD
I Wanna Be Sedated-The Ramones

Btw, I am using my leet sleuthing skills. "Wacky Dave" said something about the FL ghetto. I do not recall saying I am from FL. Therefore, it has to be someone who knows me. And the only other person I know who reads this is Lindsay's friend. Ooh. Busted.
Ciao!